Great Day
Never really mattered too much to me
That I was just too damn old to MC
All that really matters is if your rhymes was ill
Girl, that's all that really mattered to me
Looks like it's gonna be a great day today
To get some fresh air like a stray on a straightaway
Hey, you got a light? Nah, Bud Light
Early in the morning face crud from like a mud fight
Lookie here, it's just the way the cookie tear
Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year
The rocket scientist with the pocket wine list
Some people say he might need some p'sychiatrist
DOOM, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Yes, but why would the darn the be wandering?
She's like a foundling barely worth fondling
My posse's on Broadway like momma I want to sing
Mad plays the bass like the race card
Villain on the case to break shards and leave a face scarred
Groovy dude, not to prove to be rude,
but this stuff is like whatcha might put on movie food
Uh...what is jalapenos?
Get it like a whoopin' when ya holla at ya seniors
Dollar you could over here the hashish fiender
He just came from over there, the grass is greener
Last wish, I wish I had two more wishes
And I wish they fix the door to the Matrix, its mad glitches
Spit so many verses sometime my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use is more...
Booze.
Put ya'self in your own shoes
And stay away from all the pairs of busted Timbs he dont use
He only keep em to decorate
If you wanna peep em select a date
And bring a deep check like checkmate
I kid you not on the dotted line sign
Ever since a minor kids consider him some kinda Einstein
On a diamond mine grind
She was dumb fine
but not quite the type that ya might wanna wine and dine
Couldn't find a pen had to think of a new trick
This one he wrote in cold blood with a toothpick
On second thought, it's too thick
His assistant said, "DOOM, you sick"
He said, "True," through acoustics
Psycho this flow is drowned in Lawry’s seasoning
With micro power through he’s sound and right reasoning
It's easy as pi, 3.14
One more one false move and they done for
